Excuses For When You Must Play Golf! #3

I golf at the outings, hoping to win the car.

I golf every day that ends in a 'y'.

I got a gift certificate for a free round of golf for my birthday.

I got a new beer coolie. I have to try it out on the course.

I got a new pair of knickers.

I got a super deal on a golf package.

I got kicked out of G.A. (Golfers Anonymous)

I got lost going to work and ended up at the golf course.

I got my new handicap card and want to show the guys at the club.

I got new license plates for my golf cart. I've got to check them out.

I got the hots for the beer girl.

I got those new golf balls that fly 'too far'; I have to try them out.

I had a dream last night telling me to go golfing.

I had a new soft-spikes put on my golf shoes.

I had a sunroof put in on my golf cart. I need to try it out.

I had back surgery yesterday. I need to see if it helped!

I had to join the course so my wife could make some friends